I just received a JD Power survey about a vehicle I own. I started answering the questions on the survey because I am always interested in how they design customer surveys. I made it about a page before I began to laugh. and tossed the survey into the shredder. What made me laugh? I could only imagine the scenarios where I did either of these actions in an after-market:

Does your car have tires/rims? Were they installed by the dealer or after-market?

Does your vehicle have keys? Were they installed by the dealer or after-market?

I know the intention of these questions was to gain data on upgrades or changes to the vehicle but since brevity was clearly the theme of all the questions they make no sense. Did I carry my car off the lot? Did I have it taken by flatbed and have tires and rims added and while you are at could you call the locksmith and have a set of keys made-up so I can drive this thing?

What questions are we asking our customers that make no sense? Do we allow for feedback so we can uncover objections to inappropriate questions? Have you accounted for how many customer feedback forms went to the shredder because the questions could not be answered?